Tai Tai Fussss….

I try searching in all the directions for him but no use, I ask the guard and the people around if they have noticed the direction in which the Rickshaw guy had left but no one responded L

Exasperated I rush back to the hotel lobby and ask the manager if he knows who the rickshaw driver was; he says that he will ask the guard if he has noticed.

The guard and the manager speak for a while and start laughing, seeing this I get even more enraged. I go to them and tell them that it is for sure that it is a conspiracy of the hotel and the rickshaw guys and this is how they loot their passengers, hearing this, the manager starts laughing more.

He takes me to the lobby inside and makes me sit down and orders the bell boy to get tea for both of us. I am not able to understand the coolness portion of the manager, here my dear Aaliya has lost her bag and he is making fun of us.

All this while, Aaliya is calm and is thinking something very seriously. Why is she not reacting, m so fu***** confused. I think she is trying to understand the conversation which happened between the guard and the manager.

Shit Man!!!!

(Wait, but isn’t this a great chance for me, now that Aaliya doesn’t have her docs and wallet, she will be more dependent on me and I have a better chance of impressing her –HR)

(Yesssss, this is it … God has given me the opportunity and I should grab it with both the hands and feet – HR)

(Oh Man….this is like perfect, only the Jalebi sold by the famous Chotti Wale in Vizag can get more perfect than this. Now no one can save Aaliya from me .. Huahauhauahuahua – HR)

(But, I should still act as if I am concerned and pull all my heroic acts, first impress Aaliya with the heroic acts and then make her dependent on me – HR)

The manager comes back to us and asks us the description of the rick guy, when we finish giving the description; I see a smile coming on the manager’s face. Noticing this, Aaliya starts to speak to the manager in a language which is like Chinese to me L, I am confused even more now.

Once they complete the conversation, Aaliya and the manager start laughing as well!!!!

“WTF is happening? Will someone please explain me” - HR

“Calm down” – Aaliya

(What is wrong with this ^%&*, she is telling me to calm down as if it was my bag, how ungrateful!!!! – HR)

(Should I calm down or should I tell her to do whatever the fuck she wants and push off – HR)

(Or better, make a confused-yet-concerned-expression, yup this should be – HR)

“Aaliya, I am sorry about over –reacting but I was concerned, firstly I got you into trouble by screwing my hand and now this  ... How will you manage the trip, this is what is making me furious and above all this, the manager, he is such a jerk; instead of helping us he is making us drink SWEET tea and telling us to relax “–HR

(Puppy Face coming over me, now Aaliya is sure shot mine – HR)

“Wait, just sit down and relax, the manager is doing something I believe” – Aaliya

“I am sure things will work out” – Aaliya

“I think he is just wasting our time, he has seen that we are educated and well to do people so he wants to make money out of this; the rick guy, the guard, the manager, all are a part of it” –HR

“But don’t worry, I will manage, I have enough money to last both of us for the trip… but yeah we can’t stay in lavish hotels and maybe we will have to share rooms and meals” –HR

(Puppy Face attack once again :P – HR)

(She is smiling, she is turning her face, and now her smile has turned into a laughter, Oh Balle Balle ..Pat Gayi Pat Gayi – HR)

“If you have a problem with it then let me know what you suggest, I am ok with anything” –HR

(I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I would stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.)

(Yeah it’s me HUMMING the song, so that she realizes what a gem of person she has found in such adversity, la la la – HR)

“So, what do you think, Aaliya” – HR

(I added the name to give a special personal touch to the conversation :P)/

“Saab, Aapka BAG” – Someone saying

“Saab, Oh Mem Saab, aapka bag” – Again someone saying

(Shittt, it’s the Rick Guy and he is also holding Aaliya’s Bag – HR)

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