I try searching in all
the directions for him but no use, I ask the guard and the people around if
they have noticed the direction in which the Rickshaw guy had left but no one
responded L
Exasperated I rush back
to the hotel lobby and ask the manager if he knows who the rickshaw driver was;
he says that he will ask the guard if he has noticed.
The guard and the
manager speak for a while and start laughing, seeing this I get even more
enraged. I go to them and tell them that it is for sure that it is a conspiracy
of the hotel and the rickshaw guys and this is how they loot their passengers,
hearing this, the manager starts laughing more.
He takes me to the lobby
inside and makes me sit down and orders the bell boy to get tea for both of us.
I am not able to understand the coolness portion of the manager, here my dear
Aaliya has lost her bag and he is making fun of us.
All this while, Aaliya
is calm and is thinking something very seriously. Why is she not reacting, m so
fu***** confused. I think she is trying to understand the conversation which
happened between the guard and the manager.
Shit Man!!!!
(Wait, but isn’t this a
great chance for me, now that Aaliya doesn’t have her docs and wallet, she will
be more dependent on me and I have a better chance of impressing her –HR)
(Yesssss, this is it …
God has given me the opportunity and I should grab it with both the hands and
feet – HR)
(Oh Man….this is like
perfect, only the Jalebi sold by the famous Chotti Wale in Vizag can get more
perfect than this. Now no one can save Aaliya from me .. Huahauhauahuahua –
HR)
(But, I should still act
as if I am concerned and pull all my heroic acts, first impress Aaliya with the
heroic acts and then make her dependent on me – HR)
The manager comes back to
us and asks us the description of the rick guy, when we finish giving the
description; I see a smile coming on the manager’s face. Noticing this, Aaliya
starts to speak to the manager in a language which is like Chinese to me L, I am confused even more now.
Once they complete the
conversation, Aaliya and the manager start laughing as well!!!!
“WTF is happening? Will
someone please explain me” - HR
“Calm down” – Aaliya
(What is wrong with this
^%&*, she is telling me to calm down as if it was my bag, how ungrateful!!!!
– HR)
(Should I calm down or
should I tell her to do whatever the fuck she wants and push off – HR)
(Or better, make a
confused-yet-concerned-expression, yup this should be – HR)
“Aaliya, I am sorry
about over –reacting but I was concerned, firstly I got you into trouble by
screwing my hand and now this ... How
will you manage the trip, this is what is making me furious and above all this,
the manager, he is such a jerk; instead of helping us he is making us drink
SWEET tea and telling us to relax “–HR
(Puppy Face coming over
me, now Aaliya is sure shot mine – HR)
“Wait, just sit down and
relax, the manager is doing something I believe” – Aaliya
“I am sure things will
work out” – Aaliya
“I think he is just
wasting our time, he has seen that we are educated and well to do people
so he wants to make money out of this; the rick guy, the guard, the manager,
all are a part of it” –HR
“But don’t worry, I will
manage, I have enough money to last both of us for the trip… but yeah we can’t
stay in lavish hotels and maybe we will have to share rooms and meals” –HR
(Puppy Face attack once
again :P – HR)
(She is smiling, she is
turning her face, and now her smile has turned into a laughter, Oh Balle Balle
..Pat Gayi Pat Gayi – HR)
“If you have a problem
with it then let me know what you suggest, I am ok with anything” –HR
(I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
I would stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.)
I can kiss away the pain.
I would stand by you forever.
You can take my breath away.)
(Yeah it’s me HUMMING
the song, so that she realizes what a gem of person she has found in such
adversity, la la la – HR)
“So, what do you think,
Aaliya” – HR
(I added the name to
give a special personal touch to the conversation :P)/
“Saab, Aapka BAG” –
Someone saying
“Saab, Oh Mem Saab,
aapka bag” – Again someone saying
(Shittt, it’s the Rick
Guy and he is also holding Aaliya’s Bag – HR)
Very nice!!! I am still :-) at HR's thoughts
ReplyDeleteI hope ur limiting urself to his thought only :P
DeleteNo 'one' not no 'once' can save Aaliya....
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean by 'good to do people' its 'well to do people'
Huahauhauahau Anonymous Thanks for the comments :) I have this peculiar problem of not re-reading once i type so i think you have to live with it ..or are u willing to proof read it for me ;)
DeleteLike the way you described Hr's thoughts and imagination! one thing is for sure after i complete this HR wala series of love stories i will have a better understanding of how guys are.
ReplyDeleteFor u Vikas, i would say again and again, u are a writer by default. Very nicely written.
hahahah Guys are better HR is hopeless so u ll get no idea of guys are by reading HR :)
DeleteAbout Me- :P