Perverted Me !!!

(Yeah she did hold my hand and walk out of the room)

(Good for me, my palms don’t sweat coz that would be a real bad thing to happen right now)

(We picked up some orange juice packs)

(But who would want to drink juice on the beach)

(My plan was to pick up some booze, go to the beach and enjoy the sunset with some bhajiyas and pakore)

(But that was before I met her, now  ... everything is Kaput)

“Hey, can u wait for a minute; I forgot something in the room – Aaliya”

“Ok, be quick, else we will miss the sunset – HR”

(Good, time for a smoke break)

(Fuck how am I gonna spend the rest of the days with her, without smoking)

(Is this a test?)

(Coz if it is, I am gonna clear it with distinction)

(Ok , here the deal , if she agrees to me, as in being my girlfriend I will quit smoking)

(Yeah, this is what I hate about India, even to make someone your girlfriend u need to propose and then bear the entire shenanigan until the girl agrees)

(Newaz, now that I am into this let me do the whole marathon)

(Done, I will quit if she agrees)

(Oh she is back already, puff puff puff !!!)

(Why is she carrying a bag now ???)

(Oh, I guess she is menstruating and she must have got her pads or whatever)

(That’s why she had to go urgently to the room)

(Fuck Fuck Fuck, that screws up my only option of getting laid)

(I think I am going to fucking die a virgin)

(Seriously, I should drown myself in the sea for this)

(Well I don’t need extra effort for that also; my swimming skills are “Masha –allah”)

(I just need to get in water and the fear of drowning itself will kill me.)

(FML !!!!! and then FML once again to make sure)

(It’s better to die only; I don’t want my off-springs to be born so fucked up like me)

(But it’s also her ‘safe period’ so she can take the risk)

(OMG, one of these days my head is going to blast with all these thoughts)

(Good, she can’t read my thoughts else she would have got me arrested by now ;))

(Not that I am sick and perverted but what else do u expect from a 18 year virgin guy in India)

(Yes, nothing but similar to what I am thinking !!!!)

(So, fuck you police !!!)

“Where do u want to sit, near the shore – HR “

“No, let’s sit near some ‘Jhal Muri’ wala – Aaliya”

“Oh so u finally feeling hungry now – HR”

“Not exactly but we need something to eat with booze na – Aaliya”

“Booze #@#@#@#%#%#%# - HR”

“Yeah, why don’t u want to drink? But I have only Vodka – Aaliya”

“Hope its OK – Aaliya”

(Wtf she went to get booze from the room and I was thinking she went to get her ‘stuff’)

(Am I really perverted!!!)

(Is this really me??)

(Coz I wasn't like this, never so critical about things)

(Whatever I think comes from within but all of it seems alien)

(Am I leading a double life?)

(Or is it my HEART which is making me do all this)

(I have lost all control over myself )

P.S. - Thanks for the comments, but there are far less people who have commented than the number who read the blog. M sure more people will comment this time. Thanks as always.