I Feel Good...

“Are you ok, did u break something? “ - Aaliya

(Yeah as if that was the whole intention, girls are so %^&* dumb – HR)

“No, I think I am fine” – HR

(Shit, I think I broke something, all my dreams have shattered now, how will the damn trip happen %^&*#@$ - HR)

“Wait, let me help you get up” – Aaliya

(She surely uses some hair spray, she smells so fresh, what did she say the kind of spray it was – HR)

“Hmm” – HR

“Does it hurt anywhere” – Aaliya

(Yes it does, I feel as if the OX had been taken out and I was the one ploughing the farm all night L - HR)

“Let me check for any broken bones, I am a Bio Student” – Aaliya

(Watttt !!!! Even she is a Bio Student, so am I but I know shit about checking broken bones, I think she is just trying to feel me, I should keep my body stiff – HR)

“Hey loosen your body man, I need to check if there is any part of your body which has swollen extra ordinarily and is paining” – Aaliya

(She is got very soft and supple hands, she cannot be a doctor, m sure she is trying to feel my muscular body :P – HR)

“I think everything is fine except for your elbow, can you show some movement” – Aaliya

(Sure I can baby, anything for you, I can even lift you and take you to the valley of flowers if there is any in this Goddamn town – HR)

“Aaahhh.. It hurts like hell” – HR

“I guessed so, there seems to be some muscular swelling, no need to see a doctor I think, but if you want we can go see a doc or I can call up my mom and ask her” – Aaliya

(Muscular swelling, BALLS…It is broken, my elbow is broken and so has my plan of the trip and my HEART as well)

“No I think its ok, lets buy some pain spray and see how it works out, newaz I doubt there will be any doctor at this ungodly hour” – HR

“Ok as you say, let me get you some hot milk with turmeric in it, it will give some relief” – Aaliya

(They say that if there is a female who takes care of you as much as your mother, she is your soul mate for life and I think I have found her, my soul mate – Aaliya but she is a muslim do even they share the same belief – HR)

“Here you go, drink it slowly, it’s very hot, or do u want me to cool it in a bowl” – Aaliya

“Yup, that will be good” – HR

(Mummy :( - HR)

“Yo, blow over it and drink” – Aaliya

“Hmm” – HR

“WTF is it with your attitude man, here I am getting you milk and you are like Hmm” – Aaliya

(Shit, she got angry, need to come up with a good one now – HR)

“No re, my body is aching so don’t want to speak “ – HR

“Ohk, sorry for the abuse, but since I have met you nothing is going right, one you seem to be a nice guy but also doped and now this swollen hand, don’t know how this trip will go ahead” – Aaliya

(Is she planning to dump me here and go ahead with the trip? I will be doomed if that happens – HR)

“Wait, I got a wonderful idea, yessssssss” – Aaliya

(Shit, she is seriously dumping me L - HR)                

“I will do the riding, you sit behind me, trust me it will be fun” – Aaliya

(And then, only 1 thought came to my mind, though cheessy but yeah :) - HR)    
            

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