Jai Baba Ki !!

(Whether I am perverted on not, I will decide that later but let me enjoy the moment now)

(Here I am chatting, drinking and enjoying the sunset with the most beautiful girl I can ever dream to speak of)

(I must have overdone all the ‘Puja’ during the preparation for my exam that I not only got through the medical college but also this wonderful_naughty_witty_beautiful angel of a woman)

(‘Jai Baba Ki’ is all I can say)

(Which ‘Baba’ am I praising in case you are wondering, well I am not sure myself coz I must have not missed praying to any of the Gods and I am guessing no female God would have helped me in this knowing me ;))

“Let’s sit here – Aaliya”

“Where ever u say My Lady – HR”

“Please don’t try your cheesy lines on me coz trust me, they are not going to work – Aaliya”

(Why is she smiling and hiding her face while saying this)

(There is one more thing ‘Baba Ji’ if you can help me with; help me understand girls)

(Coz I am sure it will be easier to build a ‘Ram Sethu’ AGAIN between India and USA through Dubai but impossible to understand girls)

“Ok baba – HR”

“Bhaiya ek Jhal Muri banana – acchi spicy, thodi mirchi and pyaaz jyada daalna – Aaliya”

“So u like spicy food – HR”

“No, it is for the hotel manager. HUH –Aaliya”

“Don’t be mad at me, I am just trying to know you – HR”

“Bhaiya thode ‘Gote’ bhi  jyada daal dena – HR”

“WTF #@#@#@%^%^&*, did u ask him to put in the Muri – Aaliya”

“’’Gote’, I mean peanut, I like them a lot – HR”

(Oh even she is trying to know my choices, I like the initiative. Good going Aaliya)

“Who ever uses the word ‘Gote’ for peanut – Aaliya “

“I thought ‘Gote’ meant only one thing !!!! - Aaliya”

“No No, some of my north-indian friends use this word. I picked from them – HR”

“Ok, you and your friends – Aaliya”

“Vodka with orange juice will do na – Aaliya”

“Yup – HR”

(I have never tried Vodka; Beer is my drink but Fokat ki to desi bhi chalegi ;))

“Please make mine strong, I like it that way – HR”

“Okk .. do u need some ice also @#$%^&* - Aaliya”

“Stop getting mad at me, I was fucking with you – HR”

“U better be – Aaliya”

(Oh she wants me to fuck with her, la la la)

(Good she got the bag and good we got packs of juice, we can mix the drinks in the tetra packs and have it on the beach without any one objecting)

(She had planned it pehle se)

(Waah, I like her planning. She is so like me)

“Bhaiya kaunsi Machi hain ?? – Aaliya”

“Surmai – Vendor”

“Ek mast spicy bana ke dena – Aaliya”

“Aabhi Banaya Madam – Vendor”

(Fish, is she gonna eat FISH ??)

(She is a non-vegetarian !!!)

(How will I kiss her after she has fish?)

(I am going to hell for this)

(Jai Baba Ki)

PS: Please comment guys, i can see a lot of people outside india reading the blog. Ur comments are highly anticipated ..