She is GOOD

Phat came the blow on his head which kicked him back to the real world. Though his dream of riding and spending a wonderful night at Kailash Giri with Aaliya had shattered but she was still in front of him.

“Dude are u retarded, what do you keep getting lost into? How big is your ocean of thoughts??” – Aaliya

“Oh, sorry I forgot I had to inform my parents that I have reached safely” – HR

(BS again- Me)

“What are u, some pussy?? I assume you are grown enough and as u say u have travelled enough, what is it with calling your parents at this time to tell that you have reached as if you have done something wonderful” – Aaliya

(Did she just call me pussy @^%$#@$^% - HR, take a deep breath)

“No re, it’s just that mom gets worried, but yeah it’s ok, I am grown man I can handle stuff” – HR

(Just trying to impress her, but he in fact is a pussy, don’t believe me, read all the previous blogs :P - Me)

“ So you don’t have a plan and even I don’t have a plan, so let’s plan and get this thing started, I can’t wait any longer to start the road trip” –Aaliya

(Road trip, shit, this is for real, I think the beach I was dreaming about was not Vizag’s beach but some beach in BBSR and the mountain i am sure also exists, was it a premonition?? - HR)

“Are u sure you can handle the long rides, the sweat and the dirt, your hair might get spoilt, u will have to use more of the Hair Spray – oops” – HR

“Of Course I can handle, m a rider myself, but wait how did u know that I use a hair spray, u Creep” – Aaliya

“Arre no no, I just noticed the Can when u put your hand bag down” – HR

“Hmm, ok” – Aaliya

(Shit this is the last time I am going to mix dream with reality- HR)

“But it smells good, right, my aunt bought it from Dubai, its Moroccan oil and not available everywhere” – Aaliya

(God save me, I think we are going to get married for sure - HR)

“Yup it’s ok, Duh” – HR

“HUH” – Aaliya, and again comes the Phat

“You guys are hopeless, all u know about grooming is your daily ablution and a can of DEO, and to top it up you don’t even appreciate the efforts we girls put up” – Aaliya

(Hey no, I take perfect care of my grooming, I even have SUN BLOCK, is what I was about to say but then no more risks, just appreciate her just appreciate her is what my mind suggested)

“Chill, let’s talk business now, do u have a DL” –HR

“DL, what’s DL?? “ – Aaliya

(Did I just see a look of embarrassment – HR, hahahah now she is in control baby)

“Arre baba driving License” – HR

“Oh that, I got it done when I was in my 10th standard, my uncle works in the RTO” – Aaliya

(Now she is smiling, did I mention I like her smile, alright now to take control of the situation – HR)

“Hmm, good but you are major right :P” – HR

“Thanks for appreciating ;)” – Aaliya

(Did she just wink at me or am I dreaming again, wow with my wittiness I will sure patao her and take her directly from here to Vizag and Chat Mangni and Pat Byah {Instant engagement and Wedding})

“Ok, so now all we do is wait for the shops to open so that we can buy a map and take a bike for hire – what say ?? “

“Yup” - Aaliyah

“Hey btw, I need to go to the rest room, the last time I came out without completing my stuff as I was worried of my bags with you” – HR

“Sure, go ahead” - Aaliya

(Don’t these girls ever need to take a leak or something, huh –HR)

“Hey, watch out they are cleaning the rest room, be careful” – Aaliya

“Yeah don’t worry, I can manage” – HR

CRASH, BOOM, BHAM $%*(&)!@#$%#%$^&@#%$^

PS : To save some confusion, here comes an explanation, all the stuff you see in brackets are either my views or HR’s dreams/thoughts, dint know how else to include a cloud for their thoughts  :P