Drunk Bastard ...

Did U just drunk propose me??

Well I did propose u but I am not drunk, maybe I am but I know for sure that it's not the booze. It you who is making me act or sound drunk.

The Girl …

“Ok, so now you have found some one finally who you want to spend the rest of the life with and whom you really love – Aaliya”

“I think so – HR”

“U still not sure??? – Aaliya”

HR Speaks – Finally !!!!

“Finally u finished the beer, and good that the rum is here – Aaliya”

(Oh she is back so quick, I didn't even finish my smoke)

An Invitation

<Is he even understanding what I am saying and why I am sharing all this with him>

<Should I be more explicit>

<Will that make me look desperate>

RUM RUM RUM RUM !!

“And my dad, sometimes detests me for liking Islam but he knows, I like the learning's and nothing more so it’s ok. Else he being a Rajput who has seen people from the nearby country destroying peace and harmony in our country would kill me for even knowing that I want to go to Pakistan – Aaliya”

“Bhaiya ek Breezer dena, are u even drinking – Aaliya”

Get me an Interpreter!!!!

(So yeah, Aaliya and I are sitting and drinking in the morning and she is talking about some consummation and shit)

(And I have no idea what this term means, she is too good with words and her vocab is definitely better than mine)

Gulabi Hain Sab Kuch ..

(What a way to start the morning)

(Aaliya and I, she enjoying thetea and me relishing looking at her)

Good Morning

“Aapka Dhyaan Kidhar hain, Chai Idhar hain – Aaliya”

“FUCK … U just scared me – HR”

Who is HE ???

“This blog is written from Aaliya’s perspective; it’s completely her views unless mentioned explicitly”

(Ok, so what happened last night, coz I, don’t remember shit)

Kat Gaya Mera :( :( :(

(Did she just talk to about  breaking my seal ?)

(How the hell does she know I am a virgin?)

Breaking the ‘Seal’...

(What the FUCK is going on ???)

(Why is she acting so so so good ?)

(Why is she doing things the way I want them to happen ?)

Chukh Chukh Chali hain Meri Love Life ...

(After that stupid dream on the beach and Aaliya LEAVING her fish we returned back to the hotel)

(She wanted to continue with Vodka and now since I was paying I got Beer for myself)

(Sometimes I feel Beer is the BEST companion a man can ever get)

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“Eh, where am I – HR”

“OHHH MY FUCKING GOD, how can u sleep anywhere – Aaliya”

Happy Happy ...

“Wake up Aaliya, we are getting late – HR”

“What time is it ?? –Aaliya”

“Its 8 and I have my first lecture at 8:15 – HR”

“Aargh why did u wake me up so early, my lecture is at 8:30 – Aaliya”

Jai Baba Ki !!

(Whether I am perverted on not, I will decide that later but let me enjoy the moment now)

(Here I am chatting, drinking and enjoying the sunset with the most beautiful girl I can ever dream to speak of)

Perverted Me !!!

(Yeah she did hold my hand and walk out of the room)

(Good for me, my palms don’t sweat coz that would be a real bad thing to happen right now)

Getting Ready ...

“FUCK !!!!!  - Aaliya”

“What now ???  - HR “

“I need to see the sunset from the beach and not from the balcony – Aaliya”

Pillow Fight ..

(All through the journey to our room I was confused of how come Aaliya didn’t react when I talked about marriage)

(Finally on reaching the room, she went directly to the window and drew the curtains)

Seems my MAGIC is finally working ....

(Finally we reached “Grand Avenue” which has one of the entrances to the temple, the entrance is called “Singhdwara” coz there are structures of lions on the entrance. This being the main entrance there was a lot of crowd in the area, so we stopped on the side and asked the locals for a decent place to stay)

SMILE

“What a careless person you are – Aaliya”

“Is this how u manage things – Aaliya “

“Would a similar situation have happened if u were with your girlfriend? – Aaliya “

“Aaliya chill, instead of turning the knob to ‘Reserve’, u had turned it to ‘Off’ mode – HR”

“Oh, so what, mistakes is what separates human from animals, HUH – Aaliya”