Chukh Chukh Chali hain Meri Love Life ...

(After that stupid dream on the beach and Aaliya LEAVING her fish we returned back to the hotel)

(She wanted to continue with Vodka and now since I was paying I got Beer for myself)

(Sometimes I feel Beer is the BEST companion a man can ever get)

(There are so many reasons for it and people who still don’t appreciate it, go watch pogo channel)

(So yeah, I got beer, vodka, juice and Bhujia Sev)

(Now, Bhujia sev is my favorite chakhna of all the things in the world. Like THE most favorite)

(She said we could order snacks and food from the room itself)

(Good, coz I was any ways on budget and I dint want to spend money on Fish or Crabs and the hotel bill would be split among us so it was fine ;))

(Ok Ok Ok, before a worm creeps in your mind about me being stingy, boss I was on a budget. Remember !!!)

(And I am most of the times on a budget only ;))

(But yeah split bills, I think that would soon turn out to be a thing of the past)

(Coz once we are a couple, I am not allowing her to pay – PERIOD)

(Ok, I am not a MCP or whatever but believe in equality of sexes)

(But deep in my heart I am still an Old School Romantic)

(I would still hold the door for her)

(Would still get her flowers whenever I can, remember I am on a budget. Thanks)

(Would always pay the bill, at least try ;))

(Would hold her hands while going for walks)

(Keep her on off-traffic side while walking on roads)

(Make her wear the helmet while riding)

(And yeah so many more things ………..)

(I hope she will like it, would she??)

(But before all this, she needs to be mine; ha ha ha I have become such a dreamer …)

“I am back – HR”

(Okkk !, now this is a surprise, she has joined both the bed, put a newspaper on the bed and arranged the glasses)

(There is already some food on the table)

(I hope there is some veg food as well)

“There you are, what took you so long? – Aaliya”

“I was searching for the juice – HR”

(Can’t tell her that I was standing outside the room and thinking)

“Oh you could have got sprite or mirinda – Aaliya”

“Don’t be so formal, we are friends aren't we – Aaliya”

“BTW I have ordered some snacks, check and let me know if you need anything else – Aaliya”

(WHATTT THE FUCKKKKK)

(Paneer, Peanut Masala and Masala Papad)

(She ordered ALL veg, is this a sign, an indication that even she is willing to forgo things for me)

“How come no fish or non-veg – HR”

“Jushht – Aaliya”

“Where is the fish we got at the beach – HR”

“Oh yeah, I think I forgot it at the beach itself, maybe I was a bit drunk – Aaliya”

(THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU WERE DRUNK OR FORGETFUL!!!  I can forget things but m sure u left it purposefully)

“Are we gonna start?? Today??? – Aaliya “

“Yeah, gimme a moment I will wash my feet and come – HR”

“Ok – Aaliya”

(WTF !!! She has filled a glass with water and placed it near the window. I am assuming it is to be used as an ash-tray)

“Don’t drink the water from the glass near the window; I kept it there to be used as an ash-tray – Aaliya”

“I don’t want the room and the bed to stink of cigarette – Aaliya”

(Ohh Myy Fucking GOD !!!!!)