HR Speaks – Finally !!!!

“Finally u finished the beer, and good that the rum is here – Aaliya”

(Oh she is back so quick, I didn't even finish my smoke)

(How can girls manage to do this, first don’t pee for hours all together even while drinking and then come back so fast)

(Or is this Aaliya a special kind of girl)

(I always wondered how can girls wear and take off the pencil like denims)

(Don’t they feel suffocated?)

(And those tight t-shirts and kurtas)

(I can’t breathe unless I open the first 2 buttons of my shirt)

(The ways of girls are weird, very weird)

“I ll just be back from the rest room – HR”

“Listen, u don’t have to go hide and smoke. If you want to do it in front of me – Aaliya”

“No, m not hiding and smoking, I need to go to the washroom seriously, beer u see – HR”

“Hmm, ok -  Aaliya”

(She is really acting very weird)

<What has happened to him, he used to pass on comments whenever he could and now he is become so restrictive>

<Have I become more open ??>

<Have I frightened him ??>

<Need to make him open up to me>

<Maybe if I ask him about his affairs and exes he will start opening>

< But I know of one thing for sure ladke khayenge ek and gayenge 100>

<So I might not get the real picture of his affairs and exes but still better than nothing>

<And moreover while speaking about their affairs, guys generally feel proud of them as if they have achieved something>

<So talking about them might give him a moral boost and be normal with me>

“I am back – HR”

“And so is the food, and the fish looks yummmm – Aaliya”

“Do u want to try some ??? – Aaliya”

“Maybe once I get drunk, I ll J - HR”

“Niceeeee – Aaliya”

“So tell me about your love life – Aaliya”

“Ha ha, do u want to know about my love life or the lack of it – HR”

“Well, firstly I wanted to know about your love life and secondly I cannot believe a guy like you cannot have/had a girlfriend – Aaliya”

“Are u sure u want to listen to my boring story – HR”

“Mm hmm – Aaliya”

“Let me bottoms up the Rum first so that I get the confidence and energy to talk about the fucked up love life I had – HR”

“Awww, c’mon it must have not been so bad as ur talking about – Aaliya”

“Let me finish first and then u can decide how good or bad it has been – HR”

“So yeah, there have been quite a number of females who I was mad about, mad to the extent that I imagined them as my partners for life – HR”

“And – Aaliya”

“Well, none of them worked out for different reasons – HR”

“The biggest reason being that I wasn't brave enough to approach them – HR”

“And it didn't happen just once but many times – HR”

“It’s not like I didn't get an opportunity or didn't have chance to interact, it was just that I was too busy dreaming of them as my partners that I missed on the opportunity. All the time – HR”

“I think I am not a very expressive person, so that also added to my lack of love life, coz I know girls like their men to express at all the time – HR”

“And I failed at it EVERY TIME – HR”

“But then later I realized that maybe all of the girls whom I wanted to be my partner, maybe it wasn't true love. I think I just like being with or around them – HR”

“I am not sure but that is what I understand when I introspect now –HR”

“And u know what made me introspect – HR”

“What – Aaliya”

“When I truly discovered the person I really loved – HR”