Get me an Interpreter!!!!

(So yeah, Aaliya and I are sitting and drinking in the morning and she is talking about some consummation and shit)

(And I have no idea what this term means, she is too good with words and her vocab is definitely better than mine)

(Should I just say ‘Ok’ and continue the conversation, but if there is SUPPOSED to be a follow up question after the usage of that word then my simple ‘OK’ will make me sound uninterested)

(I should have listened to Amma and by-hearted the dictionary in the school summer vacations)

(Let me take a risk, coz that’s what MEN do … )

“Not to offend but, why if I may ask ?? – HR”

“What why ?? – Aaliya”

“Bhaiya ek aur breezer dena – Aaliya”

(OMG, she already finished her breezer)

“Arre about that consummation you were talking about – HR”

“Whatttt, I said that hours ago … Did u go in the lost mode again – Aaliya”

“No, I was just admiring the scenic view here and – HR”

“Newaz, I didn't consummate coz of the same reason u didn't do it – Aaliya”

< Now u know, I cannot make fun of your virginity like how u were thinking >

(What did I do which she also is doing… L L L)

(Need to find a dictionary before I proceed with the topic any further)

(Or rather, I should play safe and end the topic here)

“Hmm, ok… J - HR”

“ J - Aaliya”

“So yeah, let’s talk about the boyfriend and relation stuff later coz there isn’t much left of it now – Aaliya”

<Now u know I am single and very much interested in you …. >

<Or should I be more explicit?? >

“Instead, let me tell you about my family and aspirations, ok?? – Aaliya”

“Ok – HR”

“So, my dad is from Rajasthan and was in the army till his retirement – Aaliya”

(Army brat, I am dead meat if I try to act any funny or do something stupid)

(Are army kids allowed guns???)

“While being posted in the North East, he fell in love with my mother who was a tea plucker in the Assam region – Aaliya”

“My dad being a Rajput decided to pursue his love against the wishes of his family and my mom’s family and got married to her – Aaliya”

“Being an army kid, I have traveled across most of the country except for the places where there is no army camp, hence this trip to Bhubaneswar coz I love the seas and haven’t been to many beaches - Aaliya”

“I have an elder brother who is pursuing his engineering in the Army engineering college, my family wanted me to do my MBBS from an army college as well so that I could actually serve the army but I couldn't make it – Aaliya”

“But yeah, I got admission in a pretty good college so it’s ok – Aaliya”

“This was about my family, about myself. Well, l being the youngest in the family has always been the most pampered and my brother always teases me for that ;) – Aaliya”

“I don’t care much about it and enjoy the benefits of it – Aaliya”

“So yeah, having been transferred so many times from my childhood, I like travelling and nature and clicking pictures – Aaliya”

“Pictures of nature and architecture, temples and stuff –Aaliya”

“I am not much into God and all but yeah believe in a higher force – Aaliya”

“Also I try to embrace all the leanings I come across from whatever religion it might be – Aaliya”

“Among all religions, I think Islam is one which has so much to teach us – Aaliya”

“Oh and btw I love the Sufi sayings and stuff – Aaliya”

“I would love to go to Pakistan and Sehwan one day and also Haji Ali and Ajmer – Aaliya”

(Sehwan .. What’s that … need to go find an encyclopedia also in addition to the dictionary)