Drinks by the Beach …

(So here we are at a beach side restaurant, famous for its cottages and sea food and luckily they have a bar as well)

(Good, that we didn't do thetemples as planned and instead came here)

(And god knows what’s wrong with Aaliya, she is acting so weird)

(All the q-tiyapa I did till now was OK, now I need to be careful)

“Bhaiya ek cranberry breezer laana – Aaliya”

“What will you have?? Lime Juice: P – Aaliya”

“Yes, What, No. Bhaiya ek beer lana – HR”

“What will u eat?? – Aaliya”

“Dude, do u realize that we are drinking early morning, we haven’t even had breakfast – HR”

“Oh yeah, so should we stuff ourselves with Paratha and then come and drink??? – Aaliya”

“Why are u acting like a pussy, we are here on a holiday not on a honeymoon - that we wake up, have a good breakfast and roam around – Aaliya”

< What will u plan to do on OUR honeymoon, such a boring jerk >

(Did she talk about honeymoon, m sure she is talking in general)

“Arre I just meant, drinking without having anything can be dangerous – HR”

“Kya hoga, we will get drunk faster na, its ok unless u have to go home after this – Aaliya”

“Ok, bhaiya 2 masala pappad and peanut bhi le aao – HR”

“Yeh hui na mardo waali baat – Aaliya”

“So tell me about ur life, ur aspiration, ur passion – Aaliya”

“Let’s start with you first – HR”

“Ok, but let’s cheers first – Aaliya”

“Cheers to this trip and many more to come – Aaliya”

<I hope now at least you get the hint>

“Cheers – HR”

(Seems like she is too much into travelling and stuff)

“Before that do u know why we say cheers when we drink – Aaliya”

“I don’t know L - HR”

“Like seriously, u seem to be drinking since some time and u don’t know the rituals also – Aaliya”

“Well, I stay at home so all the occasional booze happens in some friends car or at the wine shop so there isn't much time to discuss the nuances of drinking, u tell me if you know – HR”

“I know 2 stories of the origination of saying ‘Cheers’ – Aaliya”

(What the fuck, she being a girl knows 2 reasons and I don’t even know if there is reason #SELF THUU)

“One reason I know is that in olden days, people used to say ‘Cheers’ or raise a toast to wish their friends good life and stuff like that, so it’s not necessary to say ‘Cheers’ but to raise a toast and wish for something good – Aaliya”

“The other reason is that by making a sound of clinking the glasses together we complete the experience of all the senses viz. Sight, Taste, Smell, Touch and also Hear – Aaliya”

“Ok, and who told u all this – HR”

“My dad, who else. I started drinking with him. In fact dad says, if there is something u want to do , better do with us than go out and do with unknown people who might take things wrongly – Aaliya”

“Ok, Nice – HR”

(My dad, will kick me out of the house even if he comes to know that I drink)

“Wait; don’t tell me, does ur family know u drink and smoke ? – Aaliya”

(How does she know this?)

(Has she started reading my mind now!!!!)

“Well, they don’t but I don’t think it is such big an issue – HR”

“Ha ha ha, I am sure ur dad is gonna kick u out of the house if he comes to know – Aaliya”

(WTF man!!!!!)

“Newaz u were telling about ur self – HR”

“Oh yeah, u make me forget things I want to talk to u about – Aaliya”

“Well for starters, though I was in a relation for few years but we never consummated it – Aaliya”

(Consummate !!!! Ada Paavi, what does this word mean, Apaaa !!!!)