The Messenger Bag ..

(I can’t believe that Aaliya herself has suggested that we go out and chillax instead of doing the touristy thing)

(Not that I don’t like the idea but AALIYA telling me this is out of the blue and a big shocker)

(Yay)

“Shall we go ?? – Aaliya”

“Yup, let me take my stuff – HR”

“Is that a purse ur carrying – Aaliya”

“It’s not a purse; it’s called a Messenger bag –HR”

“Do u work part time as a courier boy or what ?? – Aaliya”

“Nooooo, it’s a bag used by men to carry their stuff like wallet, keys, cigarettes, lighter and other stuff – HR”

“Like a purse we girls carry, right – Aaliya “

“So its like a MAN PURSE if I may say – Aaliya”

‘Fuck no, it’s a messenger bag – HR”

“Have u seen the movie Indiana Jones in which Dr. Jones, I mean Harrison Ford carries a bag with him all the time ?? – HR

“That’s a fucking satchel not a man purse – Aaliya”

“Yeah, so its like that but a bit bigger – HR”

“Ok, Man Purse it is – Aaliya”

“We are no more debating what it is – Aaliya”

“Ok, L - HR”

<Its feels so good to irritate him sometimes>

<But frankly I like the bag, love the color combo, black and red>

<And moreover this shows that he likes to be organized and prepared and planned>

<Wait, why am I praising him so much as if I am about to tell mom about how good he is>

“Why are u carrying a book with you, u plan to read there ?? – Aaliya”

“I always like carrying a book with me, in case … HR”

“In case what ??? I bore you ??? – Aaliya”

“No, in case u get tired and feel sleepyyyy – HR”

“U talk to me or entertain me in that case, leave the book here. Ok – Aaliya”

“Else m not going with you – Aaliya”

(Why is she being so possessive now days?)

<U stupid fool, here I am desiring to spend some time with you and u carrying a book , what a jack ass>

“Okkkk – HR”

“Chale ?? ya aur kuch bacha hain lene ke liye ?? – Aaliya”

“No, let’s go – HR”

“Should we ask the hotel reception about some good place nearby - HR”

“Waah mere chunu munnu, ki na akal waali baat – Aaliya”

“Let me see ur cheeks –Aaliya”

“Noooooo, I am not letting u pull my cheek, get it once and for all – HR”

“Ok, u don’t have to be so miffed about it – Aaliya”

(Why is she behind my cheeks all the time?)

“I just feel that they are the softest I have ever seen on a grown up man and I can fell this in spite of all ur facial growth, goatee do u call it – Aaliya”

“It’s ok, one day you yourself will die to let me touch them – Aaliya”

“Huh, trust me that day is never gonna come – HR”

(There is no way I am going to let you touch them unless u want to kiss them)

<I know it is gonna be soon, for I want to not just feel your cheeks but kiss them >

<I think I have started loving this nincompoop yet lovable hopeless buffoon >