“Are you ok, did u break
something? “ - Aaliya
(Yeah as if that was the
whole intention, girls are so %^&* dumb – HR)
“No, I think I am fine”
– HR
(Shit, I think I broke
something, all my dreams have shattered now, how will the damn trip happen
%^&*#@$ - HR)
“Wait, let me help you
get up” – Aaliya
(She surely uses some
hair spray, she smells so fresh, what did she say the kind of spray it was –
HR)
“Hmm” – HR
“Does it hurt anywhere”
– Aaliya
(Yes it does, I feel as
if the OX had been taken out and I was the one ploughing the farm all night L - HR)
“Let me check for any
broken bones, I am a Bio Student” – Aaliya
(Watttt !!!! Even she is
a Bio Student, so am I but I know shit about checking broken bones, I think she
is just trying to feel me, I should keep my body stiff – HR)
“Hey loosen your body
man, I need to check if there is any part of your body which has swollen extra
ordinarily and is paining” – Aaliya
(She is got very soft
and supple hands, she cannot be a doctor, m sure she is trying to feel my
muscular body :P – HR)
“I think everything is
fine except for your elbow, can you show some movement” – Aaliya
(Sure I can baby,
anything for you, I can even lift you and take you to the valley of flowers if
there is any in this Goddamn town – HR)
“Aaahhh.. It hurts like
hell” – HR
“I guessed so, there
seems to be some muscular swelling, no need to see a doctor I think, but if you
want we can go see a doc or I can call up my mom and ask her” – Aaliya
(Muscular swelling,
BALLS…It is broken, my elbow is broken and so has my plan of the trip and my
HEART as well)
“No I think its ok, lets
buy some pain spray and see how it works out, newaz I doubt there will be any
doctor at this ungodly hour” – HR
“Ok as you say, let me
get you some hot milk with turmeric in it, it will give some relief” – Aaliya
(They say that if there
is a female who takes care of you as much as your mother, she is your soul mate
for life and I think I have found her, my soul mate – Aaliya but she is a
muslim do even they share the same belief – HR)
“Here you go, drink it
slowly, it’s very hot, or do u want me to cool it in a bowl” – Aaliya
“Yup, that will be good”
– HR
(Mummy :( - HR)
“Yo, blow over it and
drink” – Aaliya
“Hmm” – HR
“WTF is it with your
attitude man, here I am getting you milk and you are like Hmm” – Aaliya
(Shit, she got angry,
need to come up with a good one now – HR)
“No re, my body is
aching so don’t want to speak “ – HR
“Ohk, sorry for the
abuse, but since I have met you nothing is going right, one you seem to be a
nice guy but also doped and now this swollen hand, don’t know how this trip will
go ahead” – Aaliya
(Is she planning to dump
me here and go ahead with the trip? I will be doomed if that happens – HR)
“Wait, I got a wonderful
idea, yessssssss” – Aaliya
(Shit, she is seriously dumping me L - HR)
“I will do the riding,
you sit behind me, trust me it will be fun” – Aaliya
(And then, only 1 thought came to my mind, though cheessy but yeah :) - HR)
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HR is funny n cheesy! but its fun to read abt his stories
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Deleteek dum filmiy bana rakha hai blog ko,reading ke saath saath gana bhi? very nice one!
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