(Whether I am perverted on not, I
will decide that later but let me enjoy the moment now)
(Here I am chatting, drinking and
enjoying the sunset with the most beautiful girl I can ever dream to speak of)
(I must have overdone all the ‘Puja’ during the preparation for my exam that I not only got through the medical college but also this wonderful_naughty_witty_beautiful angel of a woman)
(‘Jai Baba Ki’ is all I can say)
(Which ‘Baba’ am I praising in
case you are wondering, well I am not sure myself coz I must have not missed
praying to any of the Gods and I am guessing no female God would have helped me
in this knowing me ;))
“Let’s sit here – Aaliya”
“Where ever u say My Lady – HR”
“Please don’t try your cheesy
lines on me coz trust me, they are not going to work – Aaliya”
(Why is she smiling and hiding
her face while saying this)
(There is one more thing ‘Baba
Ji’ if you can help me with; help me understand girls)
(Coz I am sure it will be easier
to build a ‘Ram Sethu’ AGAIN between India and USA through Dubai but impossible
to understand girls)
“Ok baba – HR”
“Bhaiya ek Jhal Muri banana –
acchi spicy, thodi mirchi and pyaaz jyada daalna – Aaliya”
“So u like spicy food – HR”
“No, it is for the hotel manager.
HUH –Aaliya”
“Don’t be mad at me, I am just
trying to know you – HR”
“Bhaiya thode ‘Gote’ bhi jyada daal dena – HR”
“WTF #@#@#@%^%^&*, did u ask
him to put in the Muri – Aaliya”
“’’Gote’, I mean peanut, I like
them a lot – HR”
(Oh even she is trying to know my
choices, I like the initiative. Good going Aaliya)
“Who ever uses the word ‘Gote’
for peanut – Aaliya “
“I thought ‘Gote’ meant only one
thing !!!! - Aaliya”
“No No, some of my north-indian
friends use this word. I picked from them – HR”
“Ok, you and your friends –
Aaliya”
“Vodka with orange juice will do
na – Aaliya”
“Yup – HR”
(I have never tried Vodka; Beer
is my drink but Fokat ki to desi bhi chalegi ;))
“Please make mine strong, I like
it that way – HR”
“Okk .. do u need some ice also
@#$%^&* - Aaliya”
“Stop getting mad at me, I was
fucking with you – HR”
“U better be – Aaliya”
(Oh she wants me to fuck with
her, la la la)
(Good she got the bag and good we
got packs of juice, we can mix the drinks in the tetra packs and have it on
the beach without any one objecting)
(She had planned it pehle se)
(Waah, I like her planning. She
is so like me)
“Bhaiya kaunsi Machi hain ?? –
Aaliya”
“Surmai – Vendor”
“Ek mast spicy bana ke dena –
Aaliya”
“Aabhi Banaya Madam – Vendor”
(Fish, is she gonna eat FISH ??)
(She is a non-vegetarian !!!)
(How will I kiss her after she
has fish?)
(I am going to hell for this)
(Jai Baba Ki)
PS: Please comment guys, i can see a lot of people outside india reading the blog. Ur comments are highly anticipated ..
PS: Please comment guys, i can see a lot of people outside india reading the blog. Ur comments are highly anticipated ..
Hhaha.. :D :D awesome .. I am a fan of u blog ..
ReplyDeleteThank you :)
DeleteHe wants to kiss her..n paap bhi nahi chadna chahiye..very nice HR..LOL!!
ReplyDeleteVodka wid orange juice on d beach durin sunset..mmm..sounds..nice ;)
May I ask..where did u get d idea of re-buildin d Ram Sethu from India to U.S.A via 'DUBAI'?? dat wud b a great idea though.. :p
Way to go Vikas..n...HR!! :)
What to do, HR is a Brahmin so no non-vegetarian stuff ;)
DeleteAbout the Sethu, ask any guy and he ll tell u how difficult it is to understand girls, me being me just put in the most difficult and literary terms .
I am sure you were smiling while reading the blog, forget me smiling ;)
ReplyDeleteToo much of spice might lead to burns here and there, if u know what i mean.
Please HR is not over-confident, he is a simple bum confident of his charishma. la la la . Thanks for the comment as always ..
Perfect going! :)
ReplyDeleteOh u still around, I thought u stopped reading the blog
DeleteHahaha I exactly know wat u mean ..too much spices bad for health lol ..yes indeed I was smiling :) n now u too
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteWhat to say? Your fans have commented every thing in details, you have become a very popular author in the virtual world. keep writing. Like its hard to understand girls, its the same for girls too, its very hard to understand boys.
ReplyDeleteAbout the blog, i would say again the same thing, "good word choice", you make the reader enjoy reading by making them live in one of the characters.
Thanks for your lovely words Arpita but I am just a small time blogger with friends who like my blogs. Frankly I think you write better than me
DeleteHa ha ha ha ha....i could not stop LOL....that was joke of the millenium.
DeleteTrust me on this :)
DeleteThe rustic authenticity well retained in the write up.Instances likening understanding the 'notion' called girls to an unconceivable route plan of ram setu..kissing after surmai session..so well placed.Marvel me..again
ReplyDeleteIs this English coz I haven't seen more sophisticated usage of words . But I am assuming u like the blog so thank you :)
DeleteWell..do not assume.The blog IS marvellous.And abt English...at the other end its..vikas bahar.i better be gud at the language before I pile my thoughts here!!!
ReplyDeleteUr being very generous with your comments, and i ll not dis-agree but i like it ;)
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