Sunday, March 18, 2012

I Am All WET ...


(So here I am lying on one of the two single beds, courtesy the %^&* manager or else it would have been a double bed and I would be waiting like a ‘SIR’ for the Beauty to come out. But yeah its ok, at least we are in the same room, thanks to my presence of mind.

She was humming some song, I guess it was some North Eastern folk number but had English words, something like “I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman”.  She should sometime sit with me, I will make her aware of the world music – George Michael, Elton John they are real music – huh

Newaz, why is she taking so much time to come out, she has stopped the shower long back, oh she must be dressing up, she can’t come in a towel, how dumb of me :P. But haven’t I told her not to be afraid of me <evil laughter>

Shit, the shower has started again, what’s wrong with these girls %^&*#@%$^, how long should I wait for her, I mean for her to come out so that I can get ready <evil eye wink>

What is this sweet fragrance, I think I have smelled it somewhere. Has she by mistake taken my toiletries kit ?

Oh wait, it’s not my kit, I have it here, then what is that smell, does she use a men’s deodorant, yuckkkss , she looks sweet and gentle :(

Newaz let’s wait and see, the shower has stopped again, and the fragrance has become more overpowering now and I am loving it…. – HR)

“Hey, can you pass my towel; I dropped mine on the floor and it’s all wet :(  - Aaliya”
(<EYES POPPING> at just hearing those words, without even looking towards the voice – HR )

“Yeah Sure – HR”
(Shit, Shit, Shit, is this real – HR)
(I pick the towel and walk towards the door, she had extended her hand and for the first time I notice a tattoo; what is it, an angel or a dragon fly ;) but looks good on her skin …, she is looking extra fair now…and the smell …aaaah - HR )

“Thanks – Aaliya”
(I didn’t even notice whether she noticed me ogling her wrist, but yeah, whatever.

Now she will finally come out, I should be in my position, maybe I should turn on the TV so as to make the atmosphere normal, but my brain is definitely lost control and so has everything else.

I hear the door opening and the fragrance has filled the room, what exactly is it ???

WHATTT THE FUCKKKK, she has just wrapped a towel around her …..– HR)

“Sorry, I dropped all my clothes with the towel as well, so taking a fresh set” – Aaliya

“Yup, go ahead – HR”





(Yes, my mind went blank for a few secs – HR)

“I will just be back – Aaliya”

“Sure –HR”
(It’s me who needs to get in the bathroom, not you :(, where is the pillow – HR)

“Ok , m back – Aaliya”

“Oh, that was quick – HR”

(She has washed her hair and the fragrance all the while was of something she has used on them, Moroccan Oil @#%$^&*
If only, I was the oil…

She is wearing some shorts and a t –shirt and has sat down on her bed, and is applying some lotion to her feet and hands
If only, I was the lotion…

“Hey, what are you staring at, don’t you have to get ready –Aaliya”
“You listening to me or not ? – Aaliya”
“Hellooooooooooooooooooo – Aaliya”
“Why is she shouting –HR”
“Get Up you lazy bones – Aaliya”
“Eh – HR”
(Splash of water on my face ….and I get up frightened – HR)

4 comments:

  1. Boy's imagination well portrayed!!

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  2. oh my gooooooooooood, Vikas! the title itself, tells something naugty is there in the post. Your word choice was perfect in explaining what HR was going thru.

    and whats wrong with aliya? her coolness,the situation and her beauty (like u mentioned in the previous posts) will make any man in the world turn into an animal.

    As a Blogger your word choice was perfect, it makes the reader feel, that all this was happening with him/her.

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    1. Aaliya, there is nothing wrong vd her. Its HR who is dumbstruck ... And Thanks :)

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