Monday, March 26, 2012

Overflown And Shattered




Yes this is how I felt when the bucket of water was splashed on my face; here I was watching Aaliya applying some lotion and then suddenly this water on my face. I failed to understand what was happening :(

Wait, how come Aaliya is wearing Harems and a T-shirt, when did she change??

How did she manage to WET me as well as change OR OR OR was I dreaming?

Aahhh !!!! FML …

“Wake Up Mr Dreamer – Aaliya”

“Yeah Yeah, you took soo much time to freshen up – HR”

“So much time, I took like just 10 mins, check your watch man –Aaliya”
(Shit, yes she came out in just 10 mins, and I imagined so much in these 10 mins – HR)

“Yes, I must have been tired so didn’t realize the time –HR”

“Tired !!!! Balls, u were sleeping all through the journey in the train, I had to wake you then as well  - Aaliya”

“Let me ask you something, did u SMOKE UP in the mng, HASH, WEED or anything ??   -Aaliya”

“Noooo, why – HR”

“Then why the fuck are u acting so retarded and lost  - Aaliya”

“Coz, coz ….. – HR”

“Yeah, why?? – Aaliya”

“Its you :( - HR”

“Awwwwww, how sweet – Aaliya”
(Aink, she didn’t get offended, so she likes me as well, wow, I have finally scored and she must have realized that she cannot get any one better than me – HR)

“What the FUCK do you mean BTW – Aaliya”
(Aila, now wat, how am I supposed to react, GOD SAVE ME –HR)

Knock, Knock

“Room Service Sir”

“1 Min – HR”
(Yessss, God has heard me, now I can divert the topic and play safe – HR)

“Sir, Manager Saab has send complimentary breakfast for all the inconvenience caused earlier – Room Service”

“Ok, put it on the table – HR”

“Thanks Bhaiya – Aaliya”

“Sir, Aur kuch chahiye ? – Room Service”
(Did he wink, what did he mean ??? – HR)

“No, Thanks – Aaliya”
(Why did Aaliya shoo him off, and close the door in a haste, I think  I know what is going to happen next, am I smelling good or should I tell her to wait till I take a shower – HR)

“What the fuck is wrong with MEN, all they can think of is SEX and cant friends share a room, is it necessary that a couple is in a room only to have SEX, can’t they just be people who are tired and need some rest – Aaliya”

CLASH!! !!!!!
Yes, it was the sound of something breaking – MY GODDAMN DREAMS !!!!!!

Shattered !!!!

7 comments:

  1. OMG! awesome write up! i was trying to link the post before this one, so all those that happened was HRs dream.
    waiting for the next episode boss!
    Reading your blog is like watching a serial, it always ends with a suspense. what next?

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  2. :) You hopeless Romantic...Who is Aliya???

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  3. WTF u trying to write a romcom now or the new chetan bhagat

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  4. hahahha .. Chetan Bhagat u comparing me with that NONSENSE person ...Funny

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