SNAFU

(Breathing is a manual process but the last few moments had made my breathing to go in an automatic mode, coz I was not able to think of anything and the mind realizing this had definitely turned the auto mode on)

“Shall we go ahead or u plan to do all the confessions and expressions in the middle of the road here ?? – Aaliya”

“What confessions!!!, first u beg me to express and now when I do it, u are all natak… HUH – HR”

“Ok, let’s go, I ll ride and u can do all the clicking and enjoying – HR “

“Awww, ur so adorable, can I call u Bhaiya – Aaliya “

“Are u fucking with me or what, I just expressed my love to you and u want to call me Bhaiya, FML – HR”

“Ha ha ha, yeah I was fucking with you, shall we start now?? – Aaliya”

(ye ye ye ladki pat gayi … Mummaa ur Bahu is here)

(Let me ride at leisure, that way we can chat and she can click pics as well)

(Did she just put the camera in the back pack )

(Eh)

“Shall we go ???  -Aaliya”

“Yeah yeah – HR”

(Did she hold me from the back !!!!)

(And rest her head on my shoulders!!!!)

(Fuck, Fuck, Fuck)

(I should behave as if nothing happened but the blood has already started flowing towards the South Pole)

(Control, Control, Break, Start, Stop, Kegel)

(I should think of something else to distract my mind else all the dams will overflow)

“So tell me how the trip has been so far – HR”

“The trip, it hasn’t even started, first we wasted most of the day in the hotel and other stuff, secondly you are lost most of the time, it seems I have come alone on the trip – Aaliya”

“Oye I told u what and why I am lost - HR “

“Yeah ok, so next time when u think of something, better speak to me instead of going in ur stupid dreams – Aaliya”

“Mm Hmm – HR ‘

“What uhhu??? –Aaliya”

“It’s not uhhu, its Mm Hmm – HR”

“What is it with ur expressions, what does ur Mm Hmm mean, to me it sounds like uhhu only –Aaliya”

“Arre, Mm Hmm means – Agreeing or Saying ‘Ok’, whereas uhhu might also mean ‘No’ in addition to ‘Ok’ so it’s a bit confusing.

“Ohh My Fuckingg God, like seriously??? Are u a Grammar Nazi or what?? – Aaliya”

“No, I am just a bit expressive – HR”

“Ok, don’t speak now and ride, I don’t want to miss the sunset at Puri amidst ur chatter – Aaliya”

“Ok –HR”

“Why are u slowing down now?? – Aaliya”

“I am not  - HR”

“Then??  - Aaliya”

“I think we are short on fuel – HR “

“Oops, I guess we are not having fuel – HR”

“FML – Aaliya”

“Fuck ……………. – HR “